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Robert Clarke Cockle is a 21-year-old tradesperson’s assistant who enjoys planking, baking and vandalising bus stops. He is brave and brave, but can also be very unintelligent and a bit evil.

He is an Afghan Jedi who defines himself as bisexual. He started college but never finished the course. He has a severe phobia of dogs

Physically, Robert is in good shape. He is very short with olive skin, brown hair and black eyes.

He grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. He was raised by his mother, his father having left when he was young.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a lab assistant called Donald Jonny Marshall, who was the same age as him. They broke up because the relationship was very passionate and became too intense.

Robert’s best friend is a tradesperson’s assistant called Carl O’Doherty. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with Crystal Bell and Maci Walker. They enjoy horse riding together.