Take the Rice purity test : How pure are you?

1.  had a date?
2.  told a dirty joke to a MOS?
3.  been out on a date after 4 A.M.?
4.  had an [ (M) erection (F) clitoral erection ]?
5.  had a blind date?
6.  danced cheek to cheek?
7.  kissed a MOS?
8.  kissed a MOS in the horizontal position?
9.  kissed a MOS in the last three months?
10.  kissed underwater?
11.  been French kissed?
12.  kissed a MOS on the thigh?
13.  [ (M) kissed (F) been kissed by ] a MOS on the breast?
14.  necked?
15.  necked for more than two hours consecutively?
16.  come while necking?
17.  seen a naked MOS over age 15?
18.  been seen naked by a MOS after puberty?
19.  seen a stripper?
20.  read a pornographic book or magazine?
21.  seen a pornographic movie?
22.  committed an act of voyeurism?
23.  had an alcoholic drink?
24.  been drunk?
25.  used alcohol to lower a MOS’s resistance to sexual activity?
26.  smoked tobacco?
27.  smoked marijuana or hashish?
28.  used a stronger drug?
29.  been arrested?
30.  been convicted of a crime?
31.  [ (M) fondled the breasts of (F) had your breasts fondled by ] a MOS?
32.  caressed a MOS’s thigh?
33.  fondled a MOS’s ass?
34.  fondled a MOS’s genitals?
35.  [ (M) Done (F) had ] a coed clitoral stimulation?
36.  had an orgasm due to manipulation by a MOS?
37.  had your genitals fondled?
38.  gone through the motions of intercourse while fully dressed?
39.  massaged or been massaged by a MOS?
40.  showered, bathed, or saunaed with a MOS?
41.  been undressed by a MOS?
42.  undressed a MOS?
43.  had sexual intercourse?
44.  had sexual intercourse outdoors?
45.  had sexual intercourse more than ten times?
46.  had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
47.  had sexual intercourse three or more times in one night?
48.  had sexual intercourse in a car?
49.  had sexual intercourse with two MOS’s within 24 hours?
50.  had sexual intercourse in two or more different positions?

What’s your score?

Take Rice Purity Test, Are you a basement dweller (high score) or an Ivy league slayer (low score)? Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in death.