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Darth Mike Trescothik is a 47-year-old cleaner at a studio who enjoys tiddlywinks, theatre and spreading fake news on Facebook. He is entertaining and stable, but can also be very greedy and a bit unfriendly.

He is a Swedish Sikh. He has a degree in chemistry. He is obsessed with vintage dresses.

Physically, Darth is not in great shape. He needs to lose quite a lot of weight. He is average-height with walnut skin, grey hair and black eyes. He has one or two distinguishing features including sticking-out-ears and a tattoo of Audrey Hepburn between his shoulder blades.

He grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. After his mother died when he was young, he was raised by his father

He is currently in a relationship with Jennie Gabriel Kelly. Jennie is the same age as him and works as a professional sports person.

Darth has one child with girlfriend Jennie: Clara aged 0.

Darth’s best friend is a cleaner at a studio called Adrian Chen. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with Kim O’Connor and Constance Harrison. They enjoy attending gallaries together.