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Two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
Broom1a Broom1b The wedding was beautiful! Broom1a Broom1b
At the wedding dinner after the ceremony, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom “I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!

IMPOSSIBLE !! Said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
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“WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER”