It was Halloween and three vampires went into a bar.
“What will you have?” asked the bartender.

“I’ll have a glass of blood,” replied the first.

“I’ll have a glass of blood too please,” said the second.

“I’ll have a glass of plasma,” said the third.

“OK, let me get this straight, ” said the bartender,
“That’ll be two bloods and a blood light?”

Ten Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

You get winded from knocking on the door.

You have to have someone chew the candy for you.

You ask for high fiber candy only.

When someone drops candy in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!”  and you’re not wearing a mask.

When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…”  and you can’t remember the rest.

By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.

You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hair piece.

You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.