LazsRealm

Dream a Little Dream Of Me Stars shining bright above you Night breezes seem to whisper I love you Birds singing in the sycamore trees […]

Beer Prayer

Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,(I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. […]

Training Courses Now Available For Men

Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop   Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge   Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the […]

A Bride’s Prayer

Oh Dear Lord To you I pray I’m getting married Tomorrow is the day Help HIM please to understand I am woman, he is man […]

I DO WINDOWS

What am I doing here? I need to sit for a moment and think this through With all the many “wonderful” joys of life Just […]

Nap Time – Murphy’s Law

When you do the laundry then hang it out to dry Here comes the clouds and the rain from the sky You finally get that […]

I’ll Paint You a Rainbow

I’ll paint you a rainbow as a gift from me, Then hang it from heaven for the whole world to see. On a canvas of […]

Somebody Loves You

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you […]

The Size Of Your Heart

It isn’t the size of your house as such, That matters so much at all; It’s the gentle hand and its loving touch, That make […]

WEATHER FOLKLORE

JANUARY WEATHER FOLKLORE -Fog in January brings a wet spring. -A favorable January brings us a good year. -If grass grows in January, it will […]